Sea World: Home of Shamu
Sea world is about 5 miles from where I live. Shawon, Amit and I went and said hello to Shamu. Shawon was very squeamish about touching the dolphins and the sting ray's. But Amit and I enjoyed touching these marine life forms. Going to Sea world this time has answered two of my long unanswered questions.
1. Are sharks fishes or mammals?
A. Fishes, because they have gills, stupid.
2. Are dolphins giant blue and white hot dogs?
A. Possibly, but the general consensus is, they are not! The jury is still out on that.
We also went to the Pacific Beaches. Inspite of there being a red tide issue beach-wide, the pacific is amazing. And the ocean waves were really powerful. There are lots of surfers. Lots of babes.
Mount Soledad is like a 3000 feet high light house. You can see all of San Diego from the top.
La Jolla Village is sight that no tourist in San Diego should miss.
1. Are sharks fishes or mammals?
A. Fishes, because they have gills, stupid.
2. Are dolphins giant blue and white hot dogs?
A. Possibly, but the general consensus is, they are not! The jury is still out on that.
We also went to the Pacific Beaches. Inspite of there being a red tide issue beach-wide, the pacific is amazing. And the ocean waves were really powerful. There are lots of surfers. Lots of babes.
Mount Soledad is like a 3000 feet high light house. You can see all of San Diego from the top.
La Jolla Village is sight that no tourist in San Diego should miss.
posted by Grinner at 11:44 AM
3 Comments:
The skins of dolphins when touched by specialists, are described to have a hot dog like texture. Only that the hot dog is red, and dolphins are blue and white. Many evolutionists believe that dolphins are decendents of hot dogs from the prehistoric eras.
Also, in a different chapter, it was found that dinosaurs come from birds and man comes from apes. Go figure!
Wrong!
Second Smartest...
Third being Man...
And first being mice...
Man is fifth...
Unuch is fourth...
Woman is third...
Just kidding, man is like 50th if woman is 3rd.
Learn from me, make them feel smart and they love you. Stupid animals.
-Smart Grin
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