Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Confucius Say:

Confucius say,
10. War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left
9. It is good to go meet the girl in the Park, it is better to park the meat in the girl
8. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
7. Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement
6. Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs
5. Man who run in front of car get tired
4.Man standing on toilet is high on pot
3. Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly
2. Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone
1. Man who go to bed with Sex on mind, wake up with "Solution" in hand

6 Comments:

Blogger Asif said...

confucious say:
man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day...

2:35 PM  
Blogger Grinner said...

Asif,

These jokes are AWESOME...

Thanks for letting me rip off the jokes...

-Grin Ripper

2:41 PM  
Blogger Asif said...

Shahed, ai pola to dekte akdom tor moto, just shada-er...

2:46 PM  
Blogger Grinner said...

Konta, Jack Black? Or Black Jack?
-Jaggrin

1:48 PM  
Blogger Grinner said...

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2:33 PM  
Blogger Grinner said...

Bhog Chod, check out the comments on the "cosmic pen" blog.

You will like what I have to say there.

-Grinner

3:42 PM  

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