Pickup lines - Nerds

Courtesy Pengi-san and Quailbot

“Looking at you makes my heart go into a kernel panic!”
“Ubuntu means humanity towards others. Why don’t you show a little to me?”
“Ever see a penguin charge at you at speeds in excess of 100 mph?”
“I ran the locate command to find my heart. I believe you have it.”
“I gave you permission to access my heart.”
“I was googling for you.. and I’m feelin’ lucky!”
“Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access”
“Wanna merge? I’ll make it quick”
“You make me NP-hard.”
“You make me NP-complete”