All moved in and Asif's sad bet
New apartment. New state. New neighbours. Man, my neighbour's girlfriend is hot.
I digress.
I wish the mover's didn't break my futon (which Vicky, pouyan and I hand stained) and my awesome computer table. I gave the other one to Pouyan, that ungrateful bastard!
I hope the mover's will pay me for this. Then I will get a better table and at least one love-sac for the living room.
Love my my new apartment. Gonna get a fooze ball table soon.
By the way, Asif owes me a $100 for losing a bet. Fucker was giving me wrong directions to MY place. And he kept challenging me. I brought in money on the table. First it was $20. Then he doubled it, I tripled it. I quadrupled it. He pentupled (is that a word?) it. His ego was so high, we had to create a new word to describe his ego. Then when it was sadly punctured... He claimed a technicality that was not even there... Aparently, he didn't know where he was, so the bet doesn't count. I even TOLD him where we were, because the whole thing started with me giving him directions to my place from his place.
Hopefully, I will make up the money I lost in Vegas.
-Evil Grin
I digress.
I wish the mover's didn't break my futon (which Vicky, pouyan and I hand stained) and my awesome computer table. I gave the other one to Pouyan, that ungrateful bastard!
I hope the mover's will pay me for this. Then I will get a better table and at least one love-sac for the living room.
Love my my new apartment. Gonna get a fooze ball table soon.
By the way, Asif owes me a $100 for losing a bet. Fucker was giving me wrong directions to MY place. And he kept challenging me. I brought in money on the table. First it was $20. Then he doubled it, I tripled it. I quadrupled it. He pentupled (is that a word?) it. His ego was so high, we had to create a new word to describe his ego. Then when it was sadly punctured... He claimed a technicality that was not even there... Aparently, he didn't know where he was, so the bet doesn't count. I even TOLD him where we were, because the whole thing started with me giving him directions to my place from his place.
Hopefully, I will make up the money I lost in Vegas.
-Evil Grin
posted by Grinner at 10:19 AM
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Asif's ATM is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please stay on hold, if you'd like to leave a message you may do so anytime by pressing "23". this was further enhanced by the fact that the bet did not count per se. i'll explain why... the reason being that Shahed took me down a wholly different road from where we had initially anticipated having started, slightly exacerbated by the fact that he made me walk up and down the aisles at walmart looking for something as lowly as an ice tray!!!! talk about a demanding bi**h... this of course led to extreme hunger and deprivation on my part, causing temporary disillusionment. plus Mira Mesa and Miramar road almost sound alike! thats all i gotta say about that.
I figured that since due to my ideas you are going to get all this "extra" cash from your move, not to mention, if I wasn't with you the other night you'd have ended up spending a whole lotta dough at IKEA. So, technically you've been paid up, in fact I believe you owe me some money. But I'll let you get by with an IOU for now. By my calculations, you'd have ended up spending $300 at IKEA, I lost a hundred on the "fake bet" (after all we never shook hands on it), so that leaves $200. So I'll give you a discount on the remaining money of 75%. So there remains $50. So, you should technically owe me $25 because of my generosity, which of course we all know, knows no bounds. So I forgive you that portion of it. So we're now even... :)
Ok... I will play along...
If I spent that money at Ikea. I would have had some furniture. You get me the furniture of similar or better caliber, to my satisfaction, I will think about waiving the bet.
As far the the money you are claiming I owe you... I can't take this no more. Ask nicer... And I will try to be nice when I deny your claim.
-Nice grin
yah but I said u're indebtedness has been forgiven... so I'm not asking, I forgive you your errant ways my young padwan...
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