Orthopedic physiotherapy
Ok... So I went through physiotherapy yesterday. I thought my foot was okay until the the therapist started touching my foot in different angles, with different pressures. I swear, these girls, when they studied physiotherapy, they started, because, they had major repressed foot fetishes. Good for her. Her fetish is her profession. But why does she have to molest my foot?
Well, she was kind of young and cute. So, even though she brought out my inner foot pains, I am not going to complain any further. In fact, I think I am going to go back for three more sessions...
Well... After the erotic mollestation of my foot, which did more for her and pain for me, I was back to my crutch-monologue days - almost unable to walk. That sadist fetishist (the physiotherapist) "gently" asks me to stretch it. First she molests it, now she wants me to stretch it? What is this? Am I in a porno flick? My confusion was soon answered. Well, I stretch it. In many directions. Then she "measures" the swelling in my foot. Bends it left, bends it right, mesaures the elasticity of my foot. Pulls on my toe. Hey... At that point, even you would get a hard on - even if you are a chick. Not that I had a hard on. The only thing she didn't do was suck on my toe. Now that would definitely give me a foot on. Get it? Hard on - Foot on.
Stick around; the corny part of this blog is not over yet.
Then, she "slowly" lays me down. Pulls "up" my trousers. In layman's terms it is called rolling up the trousers. Lifts my leg up. Puts "ice" on it. But, wait... She puts some eletrodes on my ankle between the ice and my foot. Then, turns on the machine. I got a feeling... Let me see if I can explain this sensation better. I was about to ask her, if they make such a device for the genitalia, then, all I would have to do was take that home, I wouldn't need to come out of my apartment for days. I would be "Satisfied". It is an orgasmic tingling sensation in the foot. Electric pulses pulsating and vibrating the ankle muscles, rushing all the blood from the body into that general region and pumping the excess fluid out. What a rush. The only thing is that the feeling lasts way longer than an orgasm does. Thus after the first 15 minutes of this imposed tantric foot orgasm, I was almost screaming with pain.
My message of the day... "Kids don't try this without a hot physiotherapist molestor on your side."
-Pained Grin
Well, she was kind of young and cute. So, even though she brought out my inner foot pains, I am not going to complain any further. In fact, I think I am going to go back for three more sessions...
Well... After the erotic mollestation of my foot, which did more for her and pain for me, I was back to my crutch-monologue days - almost unable to walk. That sadist fetishist (the physiotherapist) "gently" asks me to stretch it. First she molests it, now she wants me to stretch it? What is this? Am I in a porno flick? My confusion was soon answered. Well, I stretch it. In many directions. Then she "measures" the swelling in my foot. Bends it left, bends it right, mesaures the elasticity of my foot. Pulls on my toe. Hey... At that point, even you would get a hard on - even if you are a chick. Not that I had a hard on. The only thing she didn't do was suck on my toe. Now that would definitely give me a foot on. Get it? Hard on - Foot on.
Stick around; the corny part of this blog is not over yet.
Then, she "slowly" lays me down. Pulls "up" my trousers. In layman's terms it is called rolling up the trousers. Lifts my leg up. Puts "ice" on it. But, wait... She puts some eletrodes on my ankle between the ice and my foot. Then, turns on the machine. I got a feeling... Let me see if I can explain this sensation better. I was about to ask her, if they make such a device for the genitalia, then, all I would have to do was take that home, I wouldn't need to come out of my apartment for days. I would be "Satisfied". It is an orgasmic tingling sensation in the foot. Electric pulses pulsating and vibrating the ankle muscles, rushing all the blood from the body into that general region and pumping the excess fluid out. What a rush. The only thing is that the feeling lasts way longer than an orgasm does. Thus after the first 15 minutes of this imposed tantric foot orgasm, I was almost screaming with pain.
My message of the day... "Kids don't try this without a hot physiotherapist molestor on your side."
-Pained Grin
posted by Grinner at 5:24 PM
3 Comments:
So, Dr. Electrodudez,
is it unhealthy? What are the side effects? Is it wrong to get turned on by a machine? Are their any religious restrictions to such products? Because, you know, doctor, I am a very devout religious man.
Do you use it? Does it make your hair grow longer?
-Questioning Grinner
Tom Jones,
First of all... Welcome...
Why do you think, I call it a fetish... She has a foot fetish. She was liking the smell. And, even I would faint smelling my own socks.
-Smelly Grin
Is it a book?
I thought it was a singer.
Tom Jones is a horrible horrible singer.
-Grinner
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