RISK: The game that risks friendships
The quality of the blog had improved slightly, with Tom Jones' entry, so I had decided to let my crap come in slower. You know, to give a budding writer room to bloom. But, enough room.
On Tuesday, 5 of us decided to play Risk at my place. Right off the bat, I got attacked and virtually decimated, before I could have my first move. I lived the life of a cockroach 95% of the time.
Asif, by far is the best negotiator. Unlike in real life, the guy actually keeps his deals in the game. He is a little mad at me because of the game and other things, so, I will keep the wise-guy-jokes to a minimum. All, I have to say is, it is board game; not life. Chillax man. (trade mark- Asif)
So, I made a deal with Asif. He lets me live and I don't come down to South America. Well, what happens in risk is that, if you are complacent to someone, they take you out. Same as life. He was complacent. I almost wiped him out of 15-16 nations, in one blitz. Notice, I said almost. I left 2.
Then, Asif using his superior negotiating techniques, used stupid Tom Jones, to wipe me out. I foolishly thought Tom Jones was my buddy in all of this. With friends like these who needs enemies?
Things got a little sensitive. Guys... If you are reading this. It is just a game. So Chillax, don't climax (Trademark Grinner). We will play another more loving game next time. Have you heard of Taboo? We have to invite Kanta and Maya in for this one.
"Let the Blood Bath begin!"
Asif, I am sorry about kicking your ass in Volley Ball in the picnic Sunday. I had 3 teenie girls and a dopehead-N'SYNC-WANNABE loser on my side. Asif had Adil, and 4-5 other guys. He called it a girl-vs-guy. If guys play so bad, I am proud to be a girl! 15-7... Read and weep.
-Girly Grin
On Tuesday, 5 of us decided to play Risk at my place. Right off the bat, I got attacked and virtually decimated, before I could have my first move. I lived the life of a cockroach 95% of the time.
Asif, by far is the best negotiator. Unlike in real life, the guy actually keeps his deals in the game. He is a little mad at me because of the game and other things, so, I will keep the wise-guy-jokes to a minimum. All, I have to say is, it is board game; not life. Chillax man. (trade mark- Asif)
So, I made a deal with Asif. He lets me live and I don't come down to South America. Well, what happens in risk is that, if you are complacent to someone, they take you out. Same as life. He was complacent. I almost wiped him out of 15-16 nations, in one blitz. Notice, I said almost. I left 2.
Then, Asif using his superior negotiating techniques, used stupid Tom Jones, to wipe me out. I foolishly thought Tom Jones was my buddy in all of this. With friends like these who needs enemies?
Things got a little sensitive. Guys... If you are reading this. It is just a game. So Chillax, don't climax (Trademark Grinner). We will play another more loving game next time. Have you heard of Taboo? We have to invite Kanta and Maya in for this one.
"Let the Blood Bath begin!"
Asif, I am sorry about kicking your ass in Volley Ball in the picnic Sunday. I had 3 teenie girls and a dopehead-N'SYNC-WANNABE loser on my side. Asif had Adil, and 4-5 other guys. He called it a girl-vs-guy. If guys play so bad, I am proud to be a girl! 15-7... Read and weep.
-Girly Grin

2 Comments:
I thought I have delusions of grandeur!!! Dude... Chillax... You are going to bust a pressure valve or something.
Makdis, welcome back! What happened? You stopped writing for some reason?
Check out Tom Jones' Poem. Let us know what you think?
-Grinner
I agree...
I am thinking about doing that soon.
I am going to move the whole thing to http://www.cosmicgrin.com/ which I own now.
I will do a better job of categorizing there.
Good Idea... Already thought of it.
-Grinner
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