Roomba Scheduler

This baby cleans your house while you are away.

Thought, a slob like me should invest in this to keep my apartment vacuumed. For those of you who don't know me well, I have been known to be a dirty slob. Anything, shy of eating food off of the dirty carpet, I have done. (Well there was this one time, I believe I have done that too! So Scratch that!!!)

If you are a slob like me, look no further, Roomba Scheduler will schedule your housekeeping around the clock. It would be like a maid has been through your house and cleaned it like it was new. It does everything the maid does, except satisfying Erfan's vulgar urges.

Only $329.00. You don't even need to charge the thing, it charges itself. You just have to give it a bath once a week.

My new yuppy lifestyle requires I tell you about what cool stuff I buy online. I will also compare with your household shit, and tell you why yours sucks compared to mine.

If you want to buy one of these beautifes, just click here.

-Clean Grin